Some things to think about

Ron Mexico · #1 04-16-2007, 05:11 PM

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of
urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15
penises (touching door handles etc)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and
failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold
sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY..

......and wash your damn hands

ZIGGYSTARDUST · #2 04-16-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of
urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15
penises (touching door handles etc)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and
failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold
sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY..

......and wash your damn hands

Well the good news I have gleamed from that is I am having way more sexual contact then I thought... Things are looking up...

jaypasco · #3 04-16-2007, 05:17 PM

skippy got a boner twice reading that

drewshow · #4 04-16-2007, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZIGGYSTARDUST

Well the good news I have gleamed from that is I am having way more sexual contact then I thought... Things are looking up...

lol. Nice!!

prep16505 · #5 04-16-2007, 11:02 PM

I don't go swimming, ever. Although I used to.

I never touch a door handle, ever. Here's a tip: If you're in the bathroom and they have towels to dry your hands with, use that. Then, instead of pitching it in the garbage, hold on to it for a second and use it to open the door so your hands don't make contact with the handle.

I avoid eating out whenever possible. I do eat out sometimes though, but try not to think about what might be on my food.

I ate ants off the floor when I was in preschool, so I guess I don't mind eating insects. Lots of protein!

This one grosses me out the most. Masturbating and not washing your hands! That's a sin x 2!

22 workmen examined the contents of my linen basket? I don't have a linen basket, I just throw my clothes on the floor, lol.

The only way I'm getting a cold sore is if I get trashed and make out with some fluzie.

Anal gas clears out my sinuses. No complaints.

....................damn am I bored right now