Sound familiar to anyone?

[Big Pimpin]

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town
and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door
to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer
brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a
huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting
chills just holding i.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and
took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f*cking beer in your
goddamn frozen mug and eat your mother f*cking snacks, because
you are married now, and you ain't going anywhere! Got it,
A**hole?"
and, they lived happily ever after..

[Victor]

Good one big Pimpin lmao! Sounds like my sister and her husband!