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Old 09-29-2006, 09:25 PM
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Steeler fans diary...may have seen it before, but still funny !

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to Have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset
at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk.
He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you
too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to
do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.
He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.. About 10 minutes later he came to bed,
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still
felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY
Today, the Steelers lost to the Bengals, but at least I got laid.
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The next time you are having a really bad day imagine this:

You are a Siamese Twin,
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
Your not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You have only one ass.

Last edited by bcbadgalz; 09-29-2006 at 09:26 PM.
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