Stud Rooster

[goterps74]

STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a
brand new stud rooster for his chicken
coop. The new rooster struts over to the
old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely
you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you
just let me have the two old hens over in
the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.

" The old rooster says, "I tell you what,
young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the
exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs.

"You know you don't stand a chance,
old man. So, just to be fair, I will give
you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About
15 seconds later the young rooster takes
off running after him. They round the
front porch of the farmhouse and the
young rooster has closed the gap. He is
only about 5 feet behind the old rooster
and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his
usual spot on the front porch when he
sees the roosters running by. The Old
Rooster is squawking and running as
hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his
shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the
young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says, "Darn.....
third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age,
skill, wisdom, and a little treachery
will always overcome youth and
arrogance!