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02-16-2007, 12:17 AM
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Talking urinal to stop DUI's
RIO RANCHO, N.M. - New Mexico is hoping to keep drunks off the road by lecturing them at the last place they usually stop before getting behind the wheel: the urinal.
The state recently paid $21 each for about 500 talking urinal deodorizer cakes and has put them in men's rooms in bars and restaurants across the state. When a man steps up, the motion-sensitive plastic device says, in a woman's voice that is flirty, then stern: "Hey, big guy. Having a few drinks? Think you had one too many? Then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home." Come on now! I'm not sure how many DUI'S it will stop, but I'm sure some might spank it if they hear that voice. 
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02-16-2007, 02:36 AM
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this might be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
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02-16-2007, 06:03 AM
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thats hilarious. hope it works
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02-16-2007, 07:46 AM
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I can see it now...
Some drunk bastard sitting on the floor hitting on the urinal!!!
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02-16-2007, 07:48 AM
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it should say something like this:
"hey baby...I love the golden shower, but if you don't want to spend the next 90 days showering with a guy named Bubba, you'll call a cab"
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02-16-2007, 08:08 AM
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lol...but shez da only chic dat will talk to me...
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02-16-2007, 09:05 AM
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When I had first read the headline, I thought it was a machine that measured your lack of sobriety through your urine. I guess this machine that I was thinking might cost more than $21 and I'm not sure if itwould need to be scented..
      
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