Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[uva3021]

do kids today understand the turtle power

seems like the new movie is ruining the revered allure of the TMNT early days

those ages 21-35 carried the teachings of Splinter from childhood to adulthood

we owe much of our human development to the words and wisdom of Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Rafael

[domafia]

The kids of today are completely oblivious to the infernal evil of The Shredder and the mighty damage Casey Jones could inflict with his arsenal of sporting goods equipment!

[KellosJ]

...Most kids don't even know about sewer life, and the sacrifices that have to be made on a daily basis to ensure that sewer life continues for our turtles, turtles.

[BigFratDaddy]

the ninja turtles promoted junk food with all the pizza they ate. It is because of them we are known as "fat america"

[uva3021]

Originally Posted by KellosJ

...Most kids don't even know about sewer life, and the sacrifices that have to be made on a daily basis to ensure that sewer life continues for our turtles, turtles.

today's turtle are all about baggy jeans and that rap music

what happened to decency, pride, and ninja style fighting

[domafia]

Originally Posted by uva3021

today's turtle are all about baggy jeans and that rap music

Unfortunately yesterday's turtle was also exposed to the frivelous attempt at rap music that was Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap." We followers of the half-shell would like to strike that moment from the history books however...

[mrwho]

Originally Posted by domafia

Unfortunately yesterday's turtle was also exposed to the frivelous attempt at rap music that was Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap." We followers of the half-shell would like to strike that moment from the history books however...

man i remember that shit...

[KellosJ]

Originally Posted by domafia

Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap."

fawk me...I forgot about that dom..lmao

[dhunter]

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