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I'll start :
I was 7 weeks premature at birth. Doctors gave me a 5% chance of living. Pleased I pulled through
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CM Posted 2003 till 2012 records (updated daily) : NHL : +161 (units) NFL : +3 MLB : +53 NBA : -20 WNBA : +23 Aussie NBL Hoops : +96 Cricket : +69 Golf : -5 Rugby union and rugby league : +126 Soccer : -5 Netball : +8 AFL (Aussie Rules) : +71 Total : +580 units 1 unit or less = small bet, 1-3 = medium, 3+ = large Cappersmall Hall of Fame 2008 |
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I weighed 10 lbs, 4 oz at birth. After my circumcision I weighed 7 lbs, 8 oz.
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ba-dum-bump-tsssssssss
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2011-2012 NHL: 301-237-14, +3555 (2* plays are 17-14) 2011-2012 NBA 144-169-5 2012 MLB: 88-88-2, -1360 2011-2012 NFL: 128-91-7 2011-2012 NCAA Football: 126-96-7 2011 MLB: 486-437-18 2010 NFL: 108-67-3 2010 Cappers Mall Handicapper of the Year 2011 Cappers Mall Hall of Fame Inductee Winner, Western Playboy $20,000 Challenge (payment pending) Winner, Inaugural Hooisercatdaddy Invitational NCAA Basketball Handicapping Contest and Rewards Points Shindig |
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I was a cocaine addict 30 years ago...
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I beat an NFL Hall-of Fame running back in a 100-yard dash.
(Yeah, a story goes with it.)
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I smoke a doobie as often
as it allows me to perform my job functionlly and otherwise not get in trouble : )
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You Can't Win , If You're Afraid To lose don't take life too serious. None of us gets out alive .. GIDDY UP |
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Hey that's funny, me too
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I have never had a soft drink
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i'm scared shitless of aspirin, will never take it
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"No matter how bad it may get, just keep going, because you only fail when you give up." 2010-11 NBA 4-7-0 (-8.3 units) 2010 NBA Playoffs 8-4-1 (+8.1 units) |
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I was stabbed four times after the Duke/Illinois NCAA Tournament game in 2004. The f*uckhead got 2 years probation. Good ol' Cook County!
One left a monster scar on my left arm. If I didn't turn my body, it was going right for my heart. I remember telling the doctors and nurses that if I had a gun on me like the Oklahoma State Cowboy, that they would be dead, and OSU would win the next day because I was going to start carrying a gun around like him. I was an executive at Target back then, under 90 days, and they wanted to let me go because my friend called me off from the hospital. Should have quit then instead of in 2006. Missed 2 fricking days only. Oh yeah, the Cowboys won the next night.
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best thing for ya to avoid heart attacks
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I get a pedicure before the summer because nasty feet is nasty
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I wear a strawhat...And I rock it!
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hate spiders
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Violence rules the day....... Dead Souls----they keep calling me My mind is playing tricks on me
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