06-13-2006, 05:08 PM
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Don't take my Nuts!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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The Texan goes to Paris
A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?"
He said, "She'll have a salad."
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