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Old 07-13-2006, 09:16 PM
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Texas Drinking Rules

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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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Old 07-13-2006, 11:49 PM
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Texas Drinking Rules

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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Old 07-14-2006, 03:54 AM
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I like it
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:43 AM
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:29 AM
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lol...

no offense Rmac

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Old 07-14-2006, 01:05 PM
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i know lol
was a gr8 joke it was just the basement thats why i psoted that
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Old 07-14-2006, 03:00 PM
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lol.. thats funny...

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Old 07-14-2006, 04:07 PM
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Yup but hey, You need iraq and you need Mexicans, for petroleum and for works, that us people dont take... but anyways, texas is from mexico so i think that the iraqui dude will shoot the mexican and the texan jajaja
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