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Old 03-23-2009, 03:45 PM
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"There's No Rule Against Flatulence"
Fla. Student Suspended From Bus For Passing Gas


LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) -- An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.

The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.


Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus. The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.


Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
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Old 03-23-2009, 03:46 PM
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what a fricking joke
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Old 03-23-2009, 04:27 PM
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I can't believe there are people out there who do not find farts funny.
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Old 03-23-2009, 06:35 PM
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I can't believe there are people out there who do not find farts funny.
I've definitely let some go that even I don't consider funny. My guess is that kid's were in that category, lol
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Old 03-23-2009, 06:36 PM
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I've definitely let some go that even I don't consider funny. My guess is that kid's were in that category, lol
As long as they don't touch cloth I say let'em rip
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Old 03-23-2009, 06:36 PM
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As long as they don't touch cloth I say let'em rip
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Old 03-23-2009, 07:39 PM
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I farted so much on 12 hour plane ride the women next to me moved seats...
As it turned out the women i farted out was working on the same project as me but from a different company and essentially was the person who hired me indirectly... it was pretty embarrassing once she put it together in a meeting a few days later....






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Old 03-26-2009, 06:10 PM
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Old 03-26-2009, 06:25 PM
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:01 PM
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that's hillarious
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Is there a Polk High in Polk County?

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