Things Could Be Worse

[Victor]

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."

Now repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."
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Or think about this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and
you're not. But you only
have the one ass.

Feel better?

[TN TITAN Fan In STL]

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[revnecro1273]

so when you buy one of those they have already been stuck up someone's azz?

[secondbase]

too funny Vic

you just cost them a bunch of sales !!!

ha

[markd]

I think my boss would like that job

[gryfyn1]

just imagine: you could be the Boise St Kicker !