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Old 04-13-2007, 09:55 AM
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Thinking about getting an Escort: Advice needed
Yea its about that time.

Not looking for friendship or coversation here men, just for some bang-it out action on some quality talent.

Even though Im married I still get some proposals due to the nature of the business im in and because Im real out-going.

Problem is, I cant risk getting caught. Seems like the quality of escorts has improved, better off doing it this way right? Totally anonymous, get up and leave after and its done.

Looking for advice about contact, price, protocal, ect....
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Old 04-13-2007, 09:58 AM
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:13 AM
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you dont them for sex, you pay them to leave afterwards
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:16 AM
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:32 AM
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:33 AM
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you dont pay them for sex, you pay them to leave afterwards

Classic quote... heard James Woods say it once on the radio... priceless, lol
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:44 AM
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Yea its about that time.

Not looking for friendship or coversation here men, just for some bang-it out action on some quality talent.

Even though Im married I still get some proposals due to the nature of the business im in and because Im real out-going.

Problem is, I cant risk getting caught. Seems like the quality of escorts has improved, better off doing it this way right? Totally anonymous, get up and leave after and its done.

Looking for advice about contact, price, protocal, ect....

my cousin and his dummy college buddies ran into a snag (undercover fuzz) with the yellow page type escorts last summer. i would be very careful as vice squads are working this type of angle. the best advice he gave me.. avoid the ads that are the largest and bolded, as they always attract the readers attention as soon as they set open the page.

the cops didnt do anything to him other than scare the shit out of him. they traced his cell number, got his home address and since he wasnt forcing the issue with the officer on the other end, they basically scared him shitless. this was in DC btw. they kept asking him what else he needed the escort for. my cousin said he had a reception to go to and needed company. then the cop asked him what he wanted, details about the girl, etc...

then he said he would call him back, which threw my cousin off, but stupidly he gave them his cell number. they called him back and told him what was going on. and obviously not to do it if he was looking for anything other than company.
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Old 04-13-2007, 11:05 AM
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:27 PM
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:57 PM
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hope its worth it.
depends what she looks like
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:04 PM
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not tryin to sound like a queer here, but

if a man can't honor a simple commitment to his wife, his life partner, how can he be expected to be honest with anyone....who wouldn't he lie too?

I'm hoping Blaze is just joking here.
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:11 PM
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not tryin to sound like a queer here, but

if a man can't honor a simple commitment to his wife, his life partner, how can he be expected to be honest with anyone....who wouldn't he lie too?

I'm hoping Blaze is just joking here.
i assume it is a joke. although Blaze cant even see his dick so it might be hard for him to get laid without cash
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:20 PM
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not tryin to sound like a queer here, but

if a man can't honor a simple commitment to his wife, his life partner, how can he be expected to be honest with anyone....who wouldn't he lie too?

I'm hoping Blaze is just joking here.
lol, dude's a lawyer. who doesn't he lie to?
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Old 04-13-2007, 01:38 PM
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LMAO...This thread is great !!
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:29 PM
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lol, dude's a lawyer. who doesn't he lie to?
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