Tiger wood jokes!

[BOXER497]

I've heard alot of tiger jokes floating around, i thought this could get pretty comical!

I'll start it out

1) the police questioned tigers wife about how many times she had hit him, she said i dont know exactly you can put me down for a double bogey.

2) why did tiger crash into a fire hydrant and tree, he couldn't decide between a wood or and iron.

3) what do tiger and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by norwegians.

4) what is the difference between a golf ball and a escalade? Tiger can't drive a escalade 400 yards.

[Chris46139]

We found Phillybirds joke writer

[xxxFTWxxx]

last two were funny as hell

[GatorMike]

Very nice!

[Big Pimpin]

jesus fuk

[BOXER497]

tiger just annouced he is changing his name to cheetah woods!

[westcoastO]

lmao best part is that its in the NFL section

[ray_jay_63]

Ben could lose his job..ha ha
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[TrailerParkBoys]

I guess of all the courses he's played on his favorite is INTER.

[Grizzly Joe]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Elin Woods was just offered an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. The slogan will be: "Clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Tiger Woods won't be playing any more tournaments this year. However, I'm sure he will get in some holes here and there.

[dhunter]

we're starting to get some repeats. i think we've heard them all.

[Grizzly Joe]

Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.

Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game. "...Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies...."

Don't you think it's suspicious that all of the sudden Phil Michelson thinks it's a great idea to install fire hydrants on all major golf courses?

tiger woods is a wild cat cheating on his wife with a cougar. what a lion cheetah

The auto insurance company providing coverage for the Cadillac Escalade which Tiger was driving at the time of his accident has applied to impound Tiger himself, along with the car. They want to ascertain whether extensive damage to the shiny black grille was caused by impacting the tree or his golf club wielding wife.

[Grizzly Joe]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods' house and his Escalade? The white airbag in the Escalade didn't blow up and hit him in the face.

What do you get if your in bed with any of Tiger's mistresses? Answer: WOOD

Neighbors of Tiger Woods shared that before the accident, they heard Tiger's wife, Elin screaming, "You are nothing but a dog!" Ironically, Tiger immediately ran into a fire hydrant.

"Relax, guys, Steve Williams is still my main caddy and always will be. Babette here is just along to pick out a good club from time to time and help polish my woods afterwards.".

An unreliable source told me that Tiger Woods did some sexting. One woman has a picture showing his long putter and Titleists.

[Grizzly Joe]

Even though he's at the top of his game, he's still working on his schwing.

i'm not too worried about tiger. i mean, the guy is the best golfer in the world and, he has a billion dollars. mark my words; he'll be back, next year, bigger and better than ever. that is, if elin lets him.

How do you find [fine] a Tiger lost in the Woods?
Make him a freshly ground mud club of coffee.

Tiger gained a new endorsement deal to replace his existing club head covers with Trojan branded head covers. They will come in lubricated, ribbed, colored and extra large. As is tradition, Tiger will of course be using red covers each Sunday at tournaments.

How do you know when tiger / cheetah is in trouble ?
1) he drives in the woods
2) he can't avoid the water hazard
3) he needs a new caddy

tiger woods announced, today, he would sit out from golf the rest of the year in order to heal from injuries received in a recent car accident. rumor has it, elin will be swinging the clubs in his face.
(editorial correction) we apologize for the above typo. it should have read "...in his place."

Tiger Woods has decided not to attend next week's Chevron World Challenge. He'd like to go, but his wife still has his nine iron.

[Grizzly Joe]

Tiger Woods complained after being fined $174 for his accident Friday morning, saying that normally for driving into a water hazard and hitting a tree he should only receive one penalty stroke.

What is the difference between Elin and Tiger?
While both are pussies who swing golf clubs, there is an extra hole in one, and fresh driver dings on the other.

Hey, maybe Tiger Woods isn't all that great a golfer. Seems like he spends a lot of time getting caught in the bushes.

Tiger's troubles started early today, where, on only his second ho, he drove through a water hazard and into the trees.

What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from Thanksgiving dinner? She made him a club sandwich.

There are unsubstantiated reports that Tiger Woods' wife is pregnant. It seems that Tiger had another accident while pulling out.

Has anyone stopped to figure out the odds of a golfer named Woods crashing in an object made of wood only to be eventually be hit by a Mrs. Woods with a golf club formally known as a wood?
Makes you wonder...How many woods could have Mrs. Woods chuck if a neighbor hadn't called 911?

Tiger Woods was allegedly cheating on his wife with another woman. In golf, they call that scoring a hole in two.