'Tis the Season

[Lukester]

Took the day off to do Xmas cooking and crunching NFL numbers for Wk 15.

So far today I've cooked 5 French Canadian Tourtieres and one will be for a late lunch. Every year I do them differently--along with the usual ground pork, ground veal and ground beef meats I've added small chunks of chicken and small chunks of veal to the meats. My special mixture has mashed potatoes, and my favourite herbs, spices and seasonings. It always tastes fabulous.

Later this afternoon I'll be cooking a homemade cranberry sauce.

Not sure when during the Holidays I'll be cooking turkey. Probably early in the New Years cuz I've got a few places to go and most will have some anyways.

Tonight I'm cooking Chinese- and Thai-style food. Chicken Fried Rice, Chicken Balls, Chicken Wings and a stir fried chicken-vegetable dish. For 4 and hopefully enough leftovers for me tomorrow.

Feel free to share your Holiday time in here...

[Lukester]

Joyeux Noel et Bonne Heureuse Annee 2010 a Tous!

[Romanowski]

feliz navidad y ano nuevo!

[Lukester]

...just received an email from te gf. WTF


Onions and Cristmas Trees:
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> A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
> many kinds of boobs are there?
>
> The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of
> Boobs:
>
> In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
>
> In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
>
> After 50,
> they are like onions'.
>
> 'Onions?'
>
> 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
>
> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
>
> 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
>
> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
> a man goes through three phases.
>
> In his 20's, his willy is like an oak
> tree, mighty and hard.
>
> In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
> flexible but reliable.
>
> After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
>
> 'A Christmas tree?'
>
> 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

[Lukester]

I started my Xmas shoppig back in November. So one more gift to buy and that will be tomorrow. I'm glad it's done as trying to find a parking spot in any mall is worse than going to a sold-out rock concert or hockey game.