The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

[Victor]

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's the male perspective thing.)

[Fishhead]

Heard them all.....yes, I'm a loser.

[nrc85]

Well I get rejected sex from my fiance all the time. Her favorites are '' my stomach is so upset'' ... '' I'm so tired'' ... '' my back is sore '' ... '' I've got to work in the morning '' ... '' wait until tonight '' , tonight of course never comes, ... '' I feel gross '' ... '' you've got to work in a few hours, you'll be tired '' ... '' blah, blah, blah, and blah, '' ... that's what it sounds like now because I hear it so much.

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by nrc85

Well I get rejected sex from my fiance all the time.

Why go through with the marriage then? it will only get worse. Plenty more fish in the sea.

[nrc85]

Originally Posted by dave nz

Why go through with the marriage then? it will only get worse. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Yeah, we plan on getting married next summer, but here I sit contemplating if it is a good idea or not, we have a son together which makes things so much harder than it already is. This is what I love about the Mall, you can discuss things you keep inside, and you have no idea who your talking to, you will never see them, nor will they tell anyone you know, kind of like talking to your dog, but with a response. Anyway, your right though, I shouldn't be getting rejected like this before marriage.

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by nrc85

Yeah, we plan on getting married next summer, but here I sit contemplating if it is a good idea or not, we have a son together which makes things so much harder than it already is. This is what I love about the Mall, you can discuss things you keep inside, and you have no idea who your talking to, but it doesn't matter because you will never see them, nor will they tell anyone you know, kind of like talking to your dog, but with a response. Anyway, your right though, I shouldn't be getting rejected like this before marriage.

Only trying to help, goodluck.

[smet9772]

What's rejection

[Bobtheicon]

Originally Posted by dave nz

Why go through with the marriage then? it will only get worse. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Words of wisdom here.

[Bobtheicon]

Although the rejection thing does give you an excuse to f*ck around. Best to do that before marriage too. Costs less.

[QuadzillaXXX]

"would you like to dance?

"not with you!"

"oh i'm sorry, you must've misunderstood, i said you look fat in those pants"

[Victor]

Originally Posted by QuadzillaXXX

"would you like to dance?

"not with you!"

"oh i'm sorry, you must've misunderstood, i said you look fat in those pants"

Good one!

[justdonating]

Originally Posted by nrc85

Well I get rejected sex from my fiance all the time. Her favorites are '' my stomach is so upset'' ... '' I'm so tired'' ... '' my back is sore '' ... '' I've got to work in the morning '' ... '' wait until tonight '' , tonight of course never comes, ... '' I feel gross '' ... '' you've got to work in a few hours, you'll be tired '' ... '' blah, blah, blah, and blah, '' ... that's what it sounds like now because I hear it so much.

Advantages of marriage: inhouse pussy......

Disadvantages of marriage: same ole pussy........

,but funny as hell

[ParrotHead]

Just want to remain friends one is the absolute ****ing worst. Hate that bullshit line

[justdonating]

Originally Posted by ParrotHead

Just want to remain friends one is the absolute ****ing worst. Hate that bullshit line

You can always counter by saying "is that with or without benefits?"

[Deck]

the new number one

1) is your name on cappersmall skippy?