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Old 04-19-2007, 09:52 AM
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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
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Old 04-21-2007, 06:02 PM
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Is that a steel shaft?

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Old 04-21-2007, 06:04 PM
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We need to hurry up and finish this hole so I can beat my wife home

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Good additions cman. How about:
I knew I should have powdered my balls first.
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:12 AM
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Good additions cman. How about:
I knew I should have powdered my balls first.
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:17 AM
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Can I have a Mulligan?
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lets try to put a foursome together this weekend.
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Old 04-22-2007, 05:45 PM
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i play with a stiff shaft.
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:18 PM
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i play with a stiff shaft.
glad its not mine

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Old 04-22-2007, 06:30 PM
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i play with a stiff shaft.
Don't play with it too often. You better quit once you need glasses.
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:37 PM
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been wearing glasses since i was 7!
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Old 04-22-2007, 06:43 PM
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been wearing glasses since i was 7!
you told me once your favorite band was "3rd Eye Blind"

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