Top 10 things you should never say to a woman

[Professor Richardson]

Top 10 Things You Should Never Say
to a Woman During an Argument

10. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

9. "Oh, you are so cute when you get pissed off."

8. "You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread."

7. "Wait a minute...I get it.. what time of the month is it?"

6. "You sure you don't want to consult the Great Oprah on this one?"

5. "Sorry. I was just picturing you naked."

4. "Whoa, time out honey. Football is on."

3. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of BEE-AHTCH Flakes this morning."

2. "Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?"

And the Number 1 thing you should never say to a woman during an argument...

1. "Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded

[p1zza_man]

LOL ... should have had this #1

"Looks like someone had an extra bowl of BEE-AHTCH Flakes this morning."

[pittviper]

lol, nice list.. but I think this would be the #1 worst thing to say...

"You know the other night when you asked me if the jeans made you look fat and I said no. Well I lied!"

[Big Pimpin]

Shut the fuk up whore doesn't go over well either FYI

[pittviper]

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

Shut the fuk up whore doesn't go over well either FYI

lol

[Sara]

"Did your clothes shrink"

[jrobie79]

this probably deserves its own thread but its classic nonetheless

"I've been making a lot of freudian slips lately" a man tells his pal.
"Like what?" his buddy asks
"Well, last week I asked a train conductor for a picket to Tittsburgh"
"I did something similar the other day," says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast and instead of saying, 'Honey, please pass the butter,' I said, "You bitch, you've ruined my life!"