Top 10 Ways to tell you're in a bad Sports Book

[Gerk]

From the Las Vegas Star

Especailly for our peeps heading out to Vegas soon

This week’s Monday List is a simple one, aimed at sports bettors like a Drew Brees pass on third-and-long: Top 10 Ways You Can Tell You’re In A Bad Sports Book.

10. NFL parlay cards have the St. Louis Cardinals as a pick ’em against the L.A. Rams.

9. Posts a million-to-one prop bet called, “The Annie Wager,” on whether the sun will come out tomorrow.

8. Pete Rose is hanging around the entrance, offering to sign any part of your person in exchange for $6,000.

7. Prize for winner of weekly handicapping contest are socks worn by Hawaii place-kicker Scott Enos UNLV’s 34-33 victory over the Warriors on Saturday at Sam Boyd Stadium.

6. The $1 hot dogs are stamped are stamped with serial numbers.

5. Ticket-takers mischievously snicker, roll their eyes and say, “Oh, that’s an interesting pick,” whenever you place a wager.

4. When you ask for a line on a Big Sky Conference game, you’re told, “Hey, whatever you think is fair.”

3. The betting board is actually an old Lite Brite.

2. Whenever you win a bet, guy at the cage asks, “Care to go double or nothing?”

1. One of the promotions is, “Free Smokes for All Teenagers.”

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by Gerk

From the Las Vegas Star

Especailly for our peeps heading out to Vegas soon

This week’s Monday List is a simple one, aimed at sports bettors like a Drew Brees pass on third-and-long: Top 10 Ways You Can Tell You’re In A Bad Sports Book.

10. NFL parlay cards have the St. Louis Cardinals as a pick ’em against the L.A. Rams.

9. Posts a million-to-one prop bet called, “The Annie Wager,” on whether the sun will come out tomorrow.

8. Pete Rose is hanging around the entrance, offering to sign any part of your person in exchange for $6,000.

7. Prize for winner of weekly handicapping contest are socks worn by Hawaii place-kicker Scott Enos UNLV’s 34-33 victory over the Warriors on Saturday at Sam Boyd Stadium.

6. The $1 hot dogs are stamped are stamped with serial numbers.

5. Ticket-takers mischievously snicker, roll their eyes and say, “Oh, that’s an interesting pick,” whenever you place a wager.

4. When you ask for a line on a Big Sky Conference game, you’re told, “Hey, whatever you think is fair.”

3. The betting board is actually an old Lite Brite.

2. Whenever you win a bet, guy at the cage asks, “Care to go double or nothing?”

1. One of the promotions is, “Free Smokes for All Teenagers.”

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