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Old 03-09-2008, 02:36 PM
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Top 5 reasons chicks dump CM members:
5. Knows you're a loser because you post 27 times a day on a gambling website.

4. You missed your game of the year for the 3rd time this week.

3. She's actually smart.

2. She read the political forum and found out you are a pacifist sissy who thinks Hillary or Obama would make a fine president.

1. You are not a "Bush Man" in more ways than one.
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Old 03-09-2008, 02:39 PM
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so why hasn't your wife dumped you yet?
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:25 PM
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so why hasn't your wife dumped you yet?
Probably because she is very political and if I am nothing else I am quite the "Bush Man". But then you don't get that do you. How are things in Korea with alll those kids? Stay out of the U.S. you perv.
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:43 PM
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6. Your "Tony Romo is no Homo" underpants have skid marks.
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:58 PM
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5. you make less than 2 units per night...

4. first 10 chans on the tv set are blocked with sport channels

3. you bet on sports with black youngsters who are wearing shorts and battle for a leather ball...

2. you didn't place a wager for her on the team with the 'cute' mascot...

1. she's jealous about all those boob avatars...
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Old 03-09-2008, 04:24 PM
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Rule 6) She was in "drunk thread" and read you stating that you wanted bang another chick that night you were hammered...
Rule 7) She caught you slow jacking yourself to "Motivational Posters" in the basement.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:39 PM
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Dave, Eek & Kat some nice add ons.
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Old 03-09-2008, 08:55 PM
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She didn't mind "The Come From Behind"
but you went to far with "The Back Door Cover"
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Old 03-09-2008, 10:36 PM
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Probably because she is very political and if I am nothing else I am quite the "Bush Man". But then you don't get that do you. How are things in Korea with alll those kids? Stay out of the U.S. you perv.

what a fricking tard..ill be back in usa in about 20 days or so...look me up hanna montana
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Old 03-09-2008, 11:11 PM
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shes a whore
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:56 AM
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She likes "2 units" more than "1 unit"........
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:57 AM
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She walked in on you and Skippy
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:44 AM
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what a fricking tard..ill be back in usa in about 20 days or so...look me up hanna montana
I'll alert the elementary schools.
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:48 AM
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I'll alert the elementary schools.
lmao

KO in round 3, well played sir

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Old 03-10-2008, 10:45 AM
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KO in round 3, well played sir


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