Top 5 Things Pwherr would like to hear At his Job :

[Kramer]

Top 5 Things Pwherr Would Like To Hear At His Job :

5) I Brought You A Double Pop Eye’s Dinner And 6 Pack Of Coke
While You Work On My Car ...

4) I Admit It I Haven’t Maintained It In 3 Years ,
Just Tell Me What’s Wrong And Tell Me The Bill ...

3) Not Sure What’s Wrong ,
Here’s A Grand Cash , Do A Good Job 15% Tip For You

2) I’m Going On Vacation For 2 Weeks ,
Keep The Keys I Don’t Need The Car For A While
Take Your Time
Do A Good Job

1) After Its Fixed I Have 2 Tickets To Faith Hill
Get It Running Smooth , We’ll Head Out To Peeler Bar Beforehand
All On Me

[pwherr]

LOL I wish

[pwherr]

And this is how it actually goes...
5."I only have 200 dollars.I know the car has 300K and is 25 years old but make it run like new".
4."The car runs great after you put the new motor in but you lost all of my radio stations and I am pissed".
3.And this one really pisses me off."It didn't do that before you fixed it"
2."Go ahead and put a new motor in" Then when it is done"I only have 200 bucks"
1."Stop working on that car the owner killed someone and the cops want the car"
All of the above has actually happened within the last year.People suck

[Wellahiya]

wanna hear some of my problem:

i get order from boss to upgrade one of the pre-press devices, i call the dude from the company, he comes by, telling me: 'i cannot do anything, you must upgrade the OS before, the latest service pack.'

so i do that stuff and call him the other day...

he comes by: 'i cannnot do anything, you don't run the latest version of Ado**e Destiller, after upgrading the device, you'll need it... but i cannot do anything until then...'

so i buy that new version wich were another couple of hundreds in the budget and installed it. called the fvcker again.

the dude: 'i am sorry, your device ain't eligible to be upgraded with that new driver service pack.'

i report to my boss, that he cannot get that new shit on that device...

'oh, then we must go on working on the older version...'

...burning money!