Twas The Night Before Christmas at the Mall

[rda21]

Each poster can add 1-3 verses
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Twas the night before Xmas and all thru the Mall,
not a creature was stirring, even out in the hall.
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The bet slips were hung on the mantle with care,
in hopes that some winners soon would be there.
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[pittviper]

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads;

And mamma in her Jersey, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down at the computer to 'cap

[Victor]

And all through the mall
Empty bottles and cans
Thrown about by some cappers
at Cappers Mall.

[Davydave]

When on the TV, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the toilet to see what was the matter.

Away to the den, I flew in a rush,

Pulled up my pants, Damn! I forgot to flush.

[RanPicks]

Ran laid down his bets looking to score
maybe a hottie or even a whore.
Now he's at work analyzing the fest
Wishing he'd gotten a little more rest.

[rda21]

Slyce was all cozy and warm in his bed,
as visions of avitars danced in his head.
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He tried all night a new one to find,
until he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
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When all of a sudden on one of his hits,
he found the perfect avatar, she had 3 tits..

[Bozzie]

Romo and Witten did each other in the rear
While TO just watched with a jealous drooling stare.

Akman rolled in with lube in hand,
singing cowboys are gay isn't this grand.

[Davydave]

Headed out of the house, to pay off my local...
Forgot about the vig, Guido got vocal...

Ended up in a part of town that had a rainbow flag...
Hooked up with a chick, UGH! It's Skippy in drag!

[Bozzie]

Originally Posted by Davydave

Headed out of the house, to pay off my local...
Forgot about the vig, Guido got vocal...

Ended up in a part of town that had a rainbow flag...
Hooked up with a chick, UGH! It's Skippy in drag!

dude you have talent

[TMarra6]

Originally Posted by bozzie

Romo and Witten did each other in the rear
While TO just watched with a jealous drooling stare.

Akman rolled in with lube in hand,
singing cowboys are gay isn't this grand.

POST OF THE F-ING YEAR!!!! BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

If you are ever in Atlanta--drinks are on me!!!!

No one will top this!!!

[TMarra6]

My computer was on my lap, while sitting on the can
Up 50 units in football, but made fun of by cuse_man
I started a post on the Cowboys and their drama
which made everyone laugh--even T.O.'s mama!!!

[RanPicks]

Originally Posted by bozzie

Romo and Witten did each other in the rear
While TO just watched with a jealous drooling stare.

Akman rolled in with lube in hand,
singing cowboys are gay isn't this grand.

um... first one doesn't rhyme...

funny how you boys can't get away from the cowboys...

[rda21]

I in my Mall shirt, and the wife in her cap,
had just settled down for a long winters nap.
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I gargled with Viagra and hot chocolate to,
in hopes that a boner I soon could do.
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The night turned out to be a big wreck,
for all I got was a toothache and stiff neck.

[Gobbler's Knob]

I rose from my slumber and who should appear
Dan Carpenter from the Dolphins all limp footed and queer.

He ran through the snow and tried a short kick
but he missed the 49 yarder , what a stupid dik.

And as he slumped away off into the night
A rye smile appeared and I wanted to fight.

But away he went up into the starry Christmas sky
saying Merry Xmas to all but you can kiss your bet bye bye:

[Victor]

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
My wife in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and my wife went dry.

I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.