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Old 06-14-2006, 09:34 AM
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Two Guys in Hime Depot

Two Guys

>>>> Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around
>>>> Home Depot when they collide.

>>>> The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
>>>> looking

>>>> for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was

>>>> going." The young guy says,
>>>> "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
>>>> looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a
>>>> little desperate."
>>>> The old guy says,"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
>>>> your wife look like?
>>>> The young guy says, "Well, she is 27
>>>> yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
>>>> and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:15 AM
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LMAO

dirty old men are sweet
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