Two Minute Management course

[WildKat]

Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw this and asked, “Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. Suddenly a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it!

Management Lesson:
To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, “sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my manure droppings?” replied the bull, “they’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch of the tree. Finally, after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the top of the tree.

Management Lesson:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there until warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3) And when you are in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two minute management course.

[domafia]

very nice