Understanding Messican Words

[iggs111]

This is all in fun so I dont wanna hear someone calling me racist or something cuz I'm not......


1. *Cheese* - The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: "Maria likes me, but cheese fat."

2. *Mushroom* - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder* - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas * - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes* - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July* - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum* - I had two cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken* - I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair* - We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

10. *Chicken* *wing* - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment* - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, "Honey harassment nothing to me."

12. *Bishop* - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash* - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser* - That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

[Windy City Irish]

racist asshole. im mexican

[guzzi]

too mulez fur sista sara...

[iggs111]

Originally Posted by Windy City Irish

racist asshole. im mexican

lol, my fault shoulda known by your screen name

[be47320]

how do you know its a mexicans birthday?

















he ir riding your bike

[Windy City Irish]

Originally Posted by iggs111

lol, my fault shoulda known by your screen name