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Old 11-24-2009, 08:03 PM
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United States Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2.. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:06 PM
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500 Pittsburgh residents armed with BB guns and swiss army knives, no doubt
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:21 PM
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Nah. this guy and 499 of his relatives.

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Old 11-24-2009, 08:37 PM
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Damn right pittviper...

Dont try to cross that boarder or one of these men here is gonna blow you away.
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:51 PM
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awesome when people post chain emails

congrats on finding the one even my mom didnt forward

only an effeminate canadian kid could find this one funny

bravo, do a curtsy
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:53 PM
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:55 PM
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youre a tool..... wow
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Old 11-24-2009, 09:08 PM
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those 500 could take over canada. in 15 mins
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:03 AM
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Nah. this guy and 499 of his relatives.



couldnt they have at least photoshopped a head with a mullet, if they were going to photoshop it?
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:04 AM
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awesome when people post chain emails

congrats on finding the one even my mom didnt forward

only an effeminate canadian kid could find this one funny

bravo, do a curtsy


i found it humourous
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Old 11-25-2009, 03:57 AM
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those 500 could take over canada. in 15 mins
lmao
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