Urban Dictionary

[MCP313]

BREAK YO SELF

Slang. Pronounced "break yo'self."
1.Warning someone to run or sbmit to power, usually followed by the busting of caps.
"What'd you say about my mama? You bettah break yo'self!"

Prepare to be mugged.
*Bob is walking down the street. Out of nowhere a mugger appears*
Mugger: BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL.
Bob: What the ****?

A phrase stated by an assailant (typically an inner-city youth)to an intended victim before the assailant A.)robs them B.)'Whoops their ass' or C.) 'Lets the gats pop'. Intended as a warning for the 'shit' that is coming.
Hey, there's that mark ass trick who capped my ho. Hey, fooh, break yo-self. ((mayhem ensues))

[MCP313]

To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped
"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"

Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park

[MCP313]

an insatiable desire for a corner office, usually describing an asshole who is willing to do anything for it.

Yo, someone in HR fed me wack digits on that last progress report, I better check the rearview and see who is cravin' corner.

[Chris46139]

Told you not to walk around 8 Mile late at night

[guzzi]

hey hey shortay...

[Mendoza Line]

peeps be givin props to mah ho cuz she fly

[MCP313]

Joke Insurance 6618 up, 1164 down
September 1, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
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When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

[MCP313]

joke insurance fraud 5 thumbs up

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when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.

"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"

[MCP313]

soccer slut 19 up, 4 down
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A soccer slut is a girl who sleeps with as many soccer players as possible, including but not limited to the referee, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "ball bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "soccer bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player. Soccer sluts are very similar to hockey whores.

Kandi is a soccer slut.

Dee is a soccer milf.

Bonnie is a hockey whore.



WTF is a soccer slut? Who comes up with this shit....

[MCP313]

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.




I swear when I had my Subway a few years ago I would get some joker who came in everyday and asked for that shit. I had no clue wtf he was talkin about.