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[Ron Mexico]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
> >> assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of
> >> the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member
of
> >> the ACLU.
> >>
> >> One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to
> >> the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want
you
> >> to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The
> >> lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went
> >> by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting."
> >> It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
of
> >> his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking
him
> >> off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back
to
> >> his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked
and
> >> stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
> >>
> >> The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
> >> Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you
> >> do that?"
> >>
> >> The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
> >> America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
shit
> >> and act like an asshole, so, He sent me."
> >