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Old 01-20-2008, 03:35 PM
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Utah teen charged with raping dog

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who says those Mormans are not freaky in the sack

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Old 01-20-2008, 05:35 PM
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that is nothing cman. I counsel a child who had sex with a calf and killed it cause he fuked it so hard.
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Old 01-20-2008, 05:50 PM
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that is nothing cman. I counsel a child who had sex with a calf and killed it cause he fuked it so hard.
and u counsel him on what???? how to make tender love?

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People need to understand that "NO" means no! Because the dog was drunk and rubbed up against you does not give you the right to get him in the err sack.
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People need to understand that "NO" means no! Because the dog was drunk and rubbed up against you does not give you the right to get him in the err sack.
now that is funny shit!!

Nice WildKat

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Old 01-20-2008, 06:03 PM
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and u counsel him on what???? how to make tender love?

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how to make great veal tenderizing it
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:06 PM
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how to make great veal tenderizing it
ok...we have 2 posts for funniest of the year!!!

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Outstanding!! Keep up the good work

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Old 01-20-2008, 06:06 PM
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who says those Mormans are not freaky in the sack

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That just ain't right.

That dog was somebody's bitch.
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I banged a chick in college in a contest between 5 of us seeing who could hook up with the ugliest chick that I would have probably been facing the same charges as this guy
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People need to understand that "NO" means no! Because the dog was drunk and rubbed up against you does not give you the right to get him in the err sack.


for a minute there i thought you were gonna post you've had worse..thank god!
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for a minute there i thought you were gonna post you've had worse..thank god!
Probably had, but I didn't see any pics...............lol
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ok...we have 2 posts for funniest of the year!!!

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Thanks cman, but is anyone getting the dog any therapy?
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I was wondering what the dogs name was, but realized that the authorities probably hadn't notified the next of kin when this story came out. Apparently, the dog had some a cousin in florida at the dog races and an uncle in a local dog pound. I'm wondering if this constitutes puppy molesting, I guess the dog was over 16 years old.
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The guys lawyer is claiming it was consensual.
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The guys lawyer is claiming it was consensual.
His defence is that.....the dog was only performing a TRICK.
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