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Old 02-06-2009, 10:34 AM
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Valentines Day Guy Guide
So whats everyone got going on for Valentines Day?

On the Teleflora site they got something pretty helpful, they have a Guys Guide.

It helps you pick what type of personality best fits your wife/girlfriend and what the ideal bouquet would be for them.

Last year I was definitely dating the "free spirit" and she would have loved the Zen Artistry one.

Where does your wife/girlfriend fit in those categories?

heres a link to the site too.. http://www.teleflora.com
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:51 AM
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:06 PM
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Damn, Nick... throwin it down...
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:55 PM
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Wife gives me anal.
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:57 PM
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Wife gives me anal.
the greatest expression of love that a woman can offer to her man
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:06 PM
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We don't do the Valentine stuff anymore.
As for the other the wife is exit only.
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:27 PM
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she gets to supersize it at mcdonalds


in return i get road head on the way home
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:37 PM
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she gets to supersize it at RanPicks' House


in return he gets head before he sends her home
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:56 PM
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its a win win situation for everyone ran
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:16 PM
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I'm guessing you didn't really read my post...
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:18 PM
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oh i did, once i drop her off at your house she is your problem


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Old 02-06-2009, 02:24 PM
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:31 PM
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oh i did, once i drop her off at your house she is your problem


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Old 02-06-2009, 02:34 PM
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I eat a couple of bean burritos on February 13th, then as soon as I wake up on the 14th I pass gas and waft the sweet scent towards her using the bed sheets.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:34 PM
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I eat a couple of bean burritos on February 13th, then as soon as I wake up on the 14th I pass gas and waft the sweet scent towards her using the bed sheets.
lol dutch oven


I too get a peice of my girls ass on v-day...
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