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02-13-2009, 12:15 PM
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Valentine's Day humping and other gift ideas...
Come in from work carrying a 30 pack and plop down in front of the pc without a shower to do a bit of losing gambling and visit cappers mall... I might even put the toilet seat up tomorrow afternoon if she prepares a meal that doesn't taste like complete shit. Yes this is a very romantic way to start the afternoon on Valentine's Day for the majority of us guys, and sure, we can all throw the swanson at the old lady a bit later to shut her fat trap for a short time.
But I really want to give her a thrill this year... Please offer any other good gift ideas. Thanks. 
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02-13-2009, 12:24 PM
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Ok
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02-13-2009, 12:32 PM
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Get her an account on AshleyMadison.
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I went to a strip club in Canada once. It was great. You get to throw coins at the whores. -Ron Mexico
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02-13-2009, 12:39 PM
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02-13-2009, 12:40 PM
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 Too funny Dave
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02-13-2009, 12:41 PM
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Thought of another great one...
Years supply of large maxi-pads and hi calorie snacks.
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02-13-2009, 01:38 PM
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best move is to not even ackowledge the day, pretend like it doesnt even exist and sit back and enjoy the dissapointment on her face
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02-13-2009, 02:14 PM
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I got a hotel room and reservations at Gibsons for dinner. Check in early, go swimming, maybe sit in the sauna.......V-day is a bs hallmark holiday, but you only gotta do it once a year, so put a smile on your face, pay the tab and go home and get some punani
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02-13-2009, 02:45 PM
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First Valentine's Day solo in a while......maybe I will go back to Montreal and find the 21 year old Brazillian stripper I "fell in love with" last weekend!!
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02-13-2009, 03:25 PM
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Thats beautiful be47! 
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02-13-2009, 03:25 PM
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02-13-2009, 03:27 PM
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02-13-2009, 04:29 PM
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02-13-2009, 04:29 PM
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02-13-2009, 05:16 PM
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Give her a Dutch Oven, it's free!
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