Voted best short joke

[Ron Mexico]

>For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
> >Father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house

> >is $580,000 and unfortunately your mother just lost her job. There's
no way
> >we can afford It."
> >
> >The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
> >door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
> >Little
Patrick
> >told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling
> >Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard mom tell you to wait because
> >she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
> >with a $580,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[The Judge]

Ronnie, the posting of email jokes without editing out the >>>>'s wil not be tolerated at Cappers Mall. TY & GL

[TCD619]

lol

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by The Judge

Ronnie, the posting of email jokes without editing out the >>>>'s wil not be tolerated at Cappers Mall. TY & GL

What ever!!

[Romanowski]

true tho ronnie

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

What ever!!

It's OK Ron, you still have the best avatar in the Mall.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by The Judge

It's OK Ron, you still have the best avatar in the Mall.

>>>>TY.....

>>>GL

[The Judge]

[Victor]

Fixed it for you Ron Mexico! lol at Judge!

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
Father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $580,000 and unfortunately your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford It."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling
Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard mom tell you to wait because
she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself
with a $580,000 mortgage & no bike!"