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04-14-2010, 06:59 AM
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War Between Israel and Iran ????
IT IS ALL IN THE WAY YOU EVALUATE SITUATIONS! The President of Iran was wondering who to invade when his telephone rang. "This is Mendel in Tel Aviv. We're officially declaring war on you!" "How big is your army?" the president asked. "There's me, my cousin Moishe, and our pinochle team!" "I have a million in my army," said the president. "I'll call back!" said Mendel. The next day, he called. "The war's still on!" We have now a bulldozer, and Goldblatt's tractor." "I have 16,000 tanks, and my army is now two million." "Oy gevalt!", said Mendel. "I'll call back." He phoned the next day. "We're calling off the war." "Why?", asked the president. "Well," said Mendel, "we've all had a little chat, and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright? 
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04-14-2010, 05:17 PM
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Well fine, I recognize the humour in it
but it doesn't mean it's not true as well. On a serious note Iran should have full nuclear capability in one year. Does Mendel wanna think some more?
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04-14-2010, 05:33 PM
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lol i got a good laugh out of this. thanks
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04-14-2010, 05:51 PM
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04-14-2010, 07:47 PM
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"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne... Sergeant John M. Stryker, USMC In the "Sands of Iwo Jima" 1949 movie.
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04-15-2010, 06:05 AM
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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04-15-2010, 09:13 AM
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ok then, I should have been more precise. They don't have nuclear warheads to any of their missiles. According to the latest reports they would be able to in about one year. Last edited by Lukester; 04-15-2010 at 09:14 AM.
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04-15-2010, 09:33 AM
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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04-15-2010, 11:06 AM
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04-15-2010, 01:22 PM
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just thought it was funny. Actually laughed out loud when I got to the end. LOL
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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