Watchin the game

[T100]

Buzzing

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever
get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'


The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.

Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator.



To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing
is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.

Please, go away and leave me alone.'



A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and
heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places,
the living room. She entered that area and observed her
husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer,
and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching Hockey with my son-in-law.'