We got a new dog

[Daddydbol]

Her name is Julie and I can totally take her in a fight. She weighs like 30lbs and is timid around people since she was used for breeding but no longer can. She's a Shetland sheepdog and I don't mind her at all. I think I'm going to egg her on a little to try and get her to try to usurp me in the family hierarchy. Fat chance bitch. Maybe I'll give her a quick jab or two to the face when she's not looking and if she even looks at me funny after that I'll take a running start and see how far I can kick her. I've always wanted to get into a full-on fight with a dog. A lot of people don't know this, but dogs have four legs. Not only that, but if you grab the rear two legs firmly then, with enough strength, you can hoist a dog over your head. Ruff.

[Big Pimpin]

abuse of animals is really cool douche

[Daddydbol]

Originally Posted by Big Pimpin

abuse of animals is really cool douche

Your intelligence is only matched my your uncanny sense of satire.

You are such a winner!

[Big Pimpin]

thanx pops

[Daddydbol]

cmon guys really...if after reading a post from me you feel the need to ask yourself "is he being literal (for real...just in case)?"....then my posts are likely to only bring you confusion.....so please keep that in mind

[Bobtheicon]

Some people only get dick jokes.

[Daddydbol]

lol

[xxxFTWxxx]

[guzzi]

rub her ass...