We've all talked to this guy...

[Ricky Tan]

We've all talked to this guy...

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job..'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the
words.' Yellow, Pink, and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

[HAMILROCK]

^^ LOL! So true!

[iggs111]

yea but they never say their name is Mujibar, they say hello this is william how can I help you? And I feel like saying stfu you loser your name isn't william it's Mujibar. And stop reading off that index card or at least make it less obvious.


K I'm done venting now....

[Ricky Tan]

True Story

I live in Winnipeg.
Needed to rent a van for a trip.
Rental place is less than a mile away.
Look on web site.
Find the deals, try to book.
No luck.
Phone instead.
Mujibar answers.
Hard to understand.
Says no vans left.
On website says thier avaliable.
I ask him where he is.
Tells me he's in UTAH.
WTF!
Get in car and drive to rental place.
Ask girl WFT?
Say if phone rings more than 3 times, call is sent to Utah.

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[iggs111]

Originally Posted by Ricky Tan

True Story

I live in Winnipeg.
Needed to rent a van for a trip.
Rental place is less than a mile away.
Look on web site.
Find the deals, try to book.
No luck.
Phone instead.
Mujibar answers.
Hard to understand.
Says no vans left.
On website says thier avaliable.
I ask him where he is.
Tells me he's in UTAH.
WTF!
Get in car and drive to rental place.
Ask girl WFT?
Say if phone rings more than 3 times, call is sent to Utah.

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sounds like a real good business

[Bobtheicon]

I think all calls should go to Utah after 3 rings.

[iggs111]

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

I think all calls should go to Utah after 3 rings.

hhahahahhaha

[QuadzillaXXX]

Originally Posted by iggs111

yea but they never say their name is Mujibar, they say hello this is william how can I help you? And I feel like saying stfu you loser your name isn't william it's Mujibar. And stop reading off that index card or at least make it less obvious.


K I'm done venting now....

that's the first thing I thought of....when we call the help desk from work someone named Bob always answers lol you're ****in name isn't bob you lying sonofabitch

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

think thats GOTERPS

[Victor]

So True! I`ve actually talked to people on the other end and told them to put someone else on because I cannot understand you!

[FalconFreak]

Originally Posted by Victor

So True! I`ve actually talked to people on the other end and told them to put someone else on because I cannot understand you!

I was in an elevator in NYC, Two people speaking Yiddish, two speaking French, I simply say "looks like a nice day outside" and all four turn and look at me as if I have the accent. I did say it as country as could but I thought it was funny