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01-20-2008, 09:56 AM
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What is the Best Cheech and Chong movie?
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01-20-2008, 10:08 AM
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I love them all.. heres some memorable quotes from "Things Are Tough All Over"
Chong: Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs. Chong: [to Cheech] Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me man! [debating whether they are lost or not while climbing a hill] Prince Habib: I say we are lost. Mr. Slyman: We ar not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going. Prince Habib: Well that is the point, where are we going? Mr. Slyman: We are going uphill. Prince Habib: Well, at least when we get to the top, we will know exactly where we are. (the two are now at the top, looking around them, but only see more hills) Mr. Slyman: You are right, Now I know exactly where we are. Prince Habib: You do? Mr. Slyman: Yes. We are in the middle of ****ing nowhere! Where is the road? Ah, those two guys! Prince Habib: Yes, it was those two guys. They have stolen the road too! Mr. Slyman: Now I am sure of it. Prince Habib: You are sure of what? Mr. Slyman: That our mother messed around with a goat herder. Prince Habib: Nooo! Chong: [on several cups of coffee, driving] It was Rock 'n Roll that killed Elvis, man! Mr. Slyman: They've stolen our money? Prince Habib: And part of the car too. LMAO
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01-20-2008, 10:10 AM
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01-20-2008, 10:12 AM
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Nice dreams
Chong: You know what we should in vest in? An old age home for hippies. Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the 60's man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
Cheech: Oh yeah, we could call in 'Laidback Manor'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Howie Hamburger Dude: Would you like to have a hamburger? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sgt. Stedenko: The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: [talking to his plants] Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon you'll need a training bra. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chong: Hey, how much money do we have now? Cheech: All together? Chong: Yeah, all together? Cheech: Let's see, mmm, uh, oh man! We have 17 million dollars! Chong: Really? Cheech: Oh wait, well um, 17, something. Who cares, were rich, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sgt. Stedenko: You know we can not trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sgt. Stedenko: [talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: Man, I can't believe you. Every time you do coke this shit happens. Chong: Hey, wait a minute man, how come every time I do coke you say that 'every time you do coke' thing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: Yeah real funny man... so funny I forgot to laugh... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chong: Man, Shelock Holmes does coke! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: Hey scratch my balls man... anybody scratch my balls! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chong: Will you sell me some of that stuff, man? Howie Hamburger Dude: I sell sea shells. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Howie Hamburger Dude: You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the ham-bur- [sniffs] Howie Hamburger Dude: .
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01-20-2008, 10:15 AM
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Nice Dreams and Up in Smoke tie
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01-20-2008, 10:17 AM
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Up in smoke
Cop: What do you guys want?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man? Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man? Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. Pedro: What's Labrador? Man Stoner: It's dog shit. Pedro: What? Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Pedro: Yeah? Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man? Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it? [Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ] Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know? Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico? Pedro: A week. I mean a day. Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day? Pedro: A weekday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: Man my legs hurt. Pedro: Yeah I bet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man: You wanna get high man? Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arnold Stoner: When, boy? When, are you gonna get your act together? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: Yeah, that 'Nam grass will **** anyone up, man! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arnold Stoner: You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein-shit kid! Son of a bitch! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strawberry: The great outdoors! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: It's punk rock, Man! We can do that; we can be punks, Man! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Man has disguised himslef as a woman while hitchhiking] Man Stoner: Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I was about to freeze my balls off. Pedro de Pacas: Man, I was hopin' you didn't have no balls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: [laughing while stoned] Way anchor! How much does it weigh? I don't know, I forgot! pffhhh! Ha ha I saw that in a movie once...! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license? Pedro: Whuut? Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license? Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man! Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license. Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man... [gets license with great difficulty] Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother! [laughs] Arresting Officer: [after dirty look, of course] Sir, what's your name? Pedro: uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name? Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man! Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's YOUR name? Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man! [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Pedro: Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Pedro is having a panic attack after smoking Man's dope] Man Stoner: Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this [Pedro swallows the capsule] Man Stoner: No, wait a minute don't take that. Pedro: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me? Man Stoner: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man. Pedro: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don't mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man! Man Stoner: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: [to Pedro, who is in the throes of panic] HEY! MELLOW OUT, MAN! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they're Las Emigras; you know, the Immigration Service looking for illegal aliens. Man Stoner: What's the Immigration Service doing here, man? Pedro: My cousin needed a ride to his brother's wedding in Tijuana; so he called the Emigras, man. They'll deport the entire wedding party, man. They get a free bus ride across the border and lunch. When the wedding is over, man, they'll just come back across the border. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball? Unknown: Which basketball? Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sgt. Stedenko: Some asshole pissed on my leg! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: [looking at a dinky little joint] I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man. Pedro: ...Wha? Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man. Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man. Man Stoner: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo... Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"? Man Stoner: Oh... HU-WOW, MAN! Pedro: Hey, what was that shit, man? Man Stoner: You just at the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life! Pedro: Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man. Man Stoner: I just hope you're not busy for about a month... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] Toke, toke it up, man! Man Stoner: [Cheech starts choking] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arnold Stoner: You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're sending you to military school with that [pause] Arnold Stoner: goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let’s have everybody wear something different. Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?
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01-20-2008, 10:27 AM
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Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
Cheech: Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech (singing): Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [to a girl on the phone] Cheech: You wanna come over to my place? Okay. I'll be here with balls on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gloria's Mom: [while driving] Watch the road. Cheech: OK, where's it gonna go. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: [seeing a jar with a yellowish fluid inside] Hey Man, what took you so long. Hey, can have some of that man, let me have a sip. Chong: What, this, oh here. [hands him the jar] Cheech: Yeah man... wait a minute, [sniffs the inside] Cheech: Hey man, that's pee! Chong: Of course. Cheech: Hey man, what are you doing with pee, man? Chong: It's for my probation officer. Cheech: What, does he drink pee? Chong: No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f**k with his mind this time. Cheech: Yeah, what did you do? Chong: Put my SISTERS pee in it. Cheech: [laughs it out] Your sister? Chong: Yeah, she's pregnant! [both laugh] Cheech: So, how about it man, did she get the weed? Chong: No man, she's out of it, We're just waiting on some from Columbia. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech] Hey, Fella, you need a pass. Cheech: [Cheech is covered in ashes after the car explosion] Oh, uh... I'm with the Towering Inferno, man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guard at the Studio Entrance.: [to Cheech after leaving in a van] Hey, Fella, your pass? Cheech: Pass, oh thanks a lot man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after shifting gasoline that has spilt on their clothes, Chong tries to light a joint] Chong: You got a light, man? Chong: Huh, oh yeah, here [hands him a lighter] Chong: Hey I don't think you better light it in here, man. Chong: Why? Cheech: Ah, these gas fumes, man. Chong: Oh man. [flicks the lighter] Cheech: I don't know. [the inside of the car explodes] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheech: Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!
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01-20-2008, 10:49 AM
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I watched up in smoke the first time I ever smoked a J. Thought I was going to vomit from laughter
 
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01-20-2008, 12:10 PM
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Still Smokin, the scene where Chong keeps getting Cheech to drink the pee is classic. Or the scene where the hop right into the Mexicans yard because of the hydrolics. LMAO "Say hey Bandego when you see a good friend"
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01-20-2008, 12:13 PM
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totally agree with rome here I might have to bust out up in smoke today Jack thanks 
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01-20-2008, 12:30 PM
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When Cheech meets Chong for the first time, at the beginning of Up in Smoke, are the funniest 15 minutes in motion picture history
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