what did you leave santa ..

[new york knight]

growing up .. we left old saint nick a nice plate of cookies and an ice cold beer .. also we left sugar packets for his reindeer

what did you guys put out for that fat jolly bastard ??

also have any of your kids come home with this stuff called reindeer dust?

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 cup instant oatmeal
1 cup glitter

Mix everything together and scatter around outside.


kids came home from school and started throwin this shit all ovr the sidewalk .. new to me

[Randle Pat McMurphy]

Old school: Cookies, milk and carrots for the reindeer.

Parents even wet and mussed up the napkins the carrots were sitting on to make it look like a deer's nose/mouth have been eating off them.

[new york knight]

lol my mom and dad did the same thing

there would be cookie crumbs on the plate .. the beer would be just about gone and the empty sugur packets were left next to the plate- good memories

[bt33]

Definately carrots for the reindeer, and milk and cookies for my boy Santa!

[new york knight]

let me straighten 1 thing out ..

when i was younger my sister and i left him milk

it wasnt till i was in or around 6-7 grade when the beer became the tradition

[LordCC]

Cookies, milk & carrots for the reindeer.

[new york knight]

u guys fed his reindeer nice and healthy ..

i just loaded em up with straight sugar lol

[QuadzillaXXX]

Drugged the cookies one year, figured if that sonofabitch was passed out I could loot that sleigh...parents were pissed

[Lukester]

I never left anything. Maybe my other bothers and sister did leave something growing up but never knew about it.

One thing about Santa is I read this every year...I'm in the 4th stage now but lost 30 lbs this year so I'm back to #3...



The Four Stages of Life:
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1. You Believe in Santa Claus.

2. You Don't Believe in Santa Claus.

3. You Are Santa Claus.

4. You Look Like Santa Claus.

[Sweetleaf22]

Originally Posted by new york knight

also have any of your kids come home with this stuff called reindeer dust?

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1 cup instant oatmeal
1 cup glitter

Mix everything together and scatter around outside.


kids came home from school and started throwin this shit all ovr the sidewalk .. new to me

my two year old made it in nursery school last week (Magic reindeer food)