What perks does your Internet provider give you?

[dave nz]

I get a few :

*Free adsl modem should my current fail, been through 4 the last 8 years or so

*Free DL usuage time eg doesn't count on usage between 1am and 7am

*Reduced toll call prices

[Victor]

Not a thing. I pay $39.95 a month for cable internet service and $4.95 a month for the modem. Tried to buy a modem, but they told me the only modem that will work is the one they provide. Waiting for AT&T to come to our area and I`ll get my internet, TV and phone through them.

[Bronson7]

Great fast internet to download large amounts of porn. And the upload is great too, can fuk a chick and upload it in no time.

[dhunter]

the only perk i get is internet access

[^_^]

I get bent over and raped in the ass because I need a stable connection for poker. They charge me up the ass. They limit the speed so at max speed it is slower than ADSL. I still occasionally disconnect. I am also forced into being a leech. I want to share stuff but uploads count towards my downloads

Apart from that acess to a fair amount of unmetered content.

[Pap]

my internet came pre-packaged with the ability to drop signal and lose connection every 20 minutes, as well as bringing cultural diversity into my life (it seems calls to india are free)

i love verizon

[Gobbler's Knob]

I bend over and they agree to fuk me every month.

[cptkirk321]

Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob

I bend over and they agree to fuk me every month.

Pretty much

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

Pretty much

You must have Cogeco or Rogers too, congrats on your sodomy every month

[cptkirk321]

Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob

You must have Cogeco or Rogers too, congrats on your sodomy every month

See I am special I get two sodomy's per month, home I get the Cogeco one and here at my business I get the Rogers one, lol!! I recover just in time for the next months sodomys to start all over again

[Gobbler's Knob]

Originally Posted by cptkirk321

See I am special I get two sodomy's per month, home I get the Cogeco one and here at my business I get the Rogers one, lol!! I recover just in time for the next months sodomys to start all over again

ooooh you get the Double Penetration Package, that must hurt.

[be47320]

weird thread here

[JDSilk]

They come over twice a month for personal service, if you get what I mean.

[pwherr]

If it works I am happy

[upinya83]

roughly 80% of the time they give me internet