What would you do for 10 million dollars?

Snowman · #1 05-06-2007, 12:50 AM

This came up at work the other day and it was some funny shit. A couple of dudes we found out would suck a dick for 10 mil

The worst I thought was that I would eat a pile of shit for 10 million and pray it didnt kill me.

jaypasco · #2 05-06-2007, 03:54 AM

never mind

Bobtheicon · #3 05-06-2007, 10:38 AM

I'm going to "nevermind" my response as well.
Threads like these can turn up again later in life.

xxxFTWxxx · #4 05-06-2007, 03:49 PM

you would eat shit and not suck a cock?

interesting

xxxFTWxxx · #5 05-06-2007, 03:50 PM

I wouldnt talk about what I would do unless I saw the money on the table.. then I discuss.

slipperypete · #6 05-06-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxFTWxxx

I wouldnt talk about what I would do unless I saw the money on the table.. then I discuss.

exactly

Snowman · #7 05-06-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

I'm going to "nevermind" my response as well.
Threads like these can turn up again later in life.

lol

ZIGGYSTARDUST · #8 05-06-2007, 05:35 PM

Become a Browns fan....

Back Country · #9 05-06-2007, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxFTWxxx

you would eat shit and not suck a cock?

interesting

Does that mean you would suck a cock before you ate shit?

Bro, thats sketchy if thats what your thinking, and since you said 'interesting' I am guessing it is. If i was told i had to do one or the other for 10 Mill shit would be the only option.

The way i look at it sucking dick for money is even worse then a gay guy sucking dick. Sucking dick for money is being a gay prostitute no mater how much money is involved its fu**ing tragic. Gay people cant help the fact they are gay. If you take money to suck someones dick you should be shot.

Snowman, good choice with the shit. It wont kill ya. Drinking your piss will though if you drink enough. Stick to #2 and take a sick vacation for a couple of years. You can buy more then enough beer with 10 Mill to clear that taste out of your mouth.

Tell your buddies (the dick ones ) at work they should be concerned. All the beer in the world cant get that nastyness out of your mouth or out of your mind.

very, very concerned....

straight disturbing

xxxFTWxxx · #10 05-06-2007, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Back Country

Does that mean you would suck a cock before you ate shit?

Bro, thats sketchy if thats what your thinking, and since you said 'interesting' I am guessing it is. If i was told i had to do one or the other for 10 Mill shit would be the only option.

The way i look at it sucking dick for money is even worse then a gay guy sucking dick. Sucking dick for money is being a gay prostitute no mater how much money is involved its fu**ing tragic. Gay people cant help the fact they are gay. If you take money to suck someones dick you should be shot.

Snowman, good choice with the shit. It wont kill ya. Drinking your piss will though if you drink enough. Stick to #2 and take a sick vacation for a couple of years. You can buy more then enough beer with 10 Mill to clear that taste out of your mouth.

Tell your buddies (the dick ones ) at work they should be concerned. All the beer in the world cant get that nastyness out of your mouth or out of your mind.

very, very concerned....

straight disturbing

Eating shit is ****ing disgusting. Not only are you putting it in your mouth you are also digesting it.

I am not close to gay.. and I am not saying either one is an option I would be in love with.

I highly highly doubt I will ever have another man's dick near my face in my life. With that being said, I still don't see how that is any worse than eating shit especially if you are comfortable with your sexuality and you can wash your mouth out or whatever right after.

Both options suck, but dont judge someone that would take one over the other.

Big Pimpin · #11 05-06-2007, 06:41 PM

wow,this turned into a "would I suck dick thread"

Back Country · #12 05-06-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxFTWxxx

Eating shit is ****ing disgusting. Not only are you putting it in your mouth you are also digesting it.

I am not close to gay.. and I am not saying either one is an option I would be in love with.

I highly highly doubt I will ever have another man's dick near my face in my life. With that being said, I still don't see how that is any worse than eating shit especially if you are comfortable with your sexuality and you can wash your mouth out or whatever right after.

Both options suck, but dont judge someone that would take one over the other.

If you dont see sucking dick being any worse then eating shit I think you are likely a lot closer to gay then you think.

Not to mention you 'highly highly doubt' you will ever have another mans dick near your face... that means theres room for possibility... thats not striaght

I can guarantee you that nothing ever close to that will happen to me

Dont bring that 'im comfortable with my sexuality' shit from American Pie into this. Being comfortable with your sexuality does not mean your okay with giving a guy head, thats ****ing crazy, and obviously gay. So unless your comfortable with your gay sexuality (im not judging bro, pro choice here, gay guys can bang all they want as long as im not there, more chicks for me) then the statement doesnt cut it.

Shit is processed food bro, animals eat their shit all the time. I never have, but your talking about having a cock in your mouth and ingesting another mans sperm. That defines disgusting, its striaght up unthinkable.

on a scale of one to 10 on the disgusting chart, eating shit is up around 9. Sucking dick is off the charts, if I had to give it a number id go with a googleplex. Look it up, its enormous, and perfect for this scenario.

Suck all the dick you want bro, I am just saying that a straight person put in the scenario of doing one or the other for 10 million will chose shit every time.