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Old 03-04-2011, 02:27 AM
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What would you do if the Internet stopped working today?
I would sit and look at my computer hoping it comes back on! lol
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:46 AM
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I would take a hammer to it. And then to my cell phone. Find a quarter and hunt a pay phone and a pager and begin a technology reverse cycle that all these high strung info freaks could use. then stop and sit and stare and wish it would come back on as I would have no way to get in touch with this CM bunch.
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:54 AM
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I would buy a ton of porn
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:55 AM
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:00 AM
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Have relations with the wife again.
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:20 AM
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:22 AM
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I'd go hang out with Wildkat and "maybe" have a drink or 40...and then do some fancy eatin'
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Old 03-04-2011, 07:57 AM
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would be banging it to good housekeeping and glamour magazines
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:26 AM
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I would buy a ton of porn
I have a few VHS tapes you can have
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Old 03-04-2011, 10:51 AM
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would head out to Vegas immediately.....
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:07 AM
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I would watch T.V in the morning and afternoon, and then head for my club for some drinking and other serious matters.
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:32 AM
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quit working as well
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Old 03-04-2011, 11:54 AM
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buy a newspaper and read the sports section again to keep up with my fantasy leagues...
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:34 PM
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I would watch T.V in the morning and afternoon, and then head for my club for some drinking and other serious matters.
what ru guys searching for bin laden or something?
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:27 PM
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what ru guys searching for bin laden or something?
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