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Old 05-20-2007, 07:31 AM
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What would you rather do?
1. Play 18 holes with Tiger Woods.

2. Play a game of horse with Michael Jordan

3. Get a blowjob from Oprah
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Old 05-20-2007, 08:33 AM
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1- 18 holes with tiger, hed by the drinks and it would be an insane course

not 2, even if your playing against jordan horse is horse and it would likely last less time then a blow job from oprah, which leads me to saying no to 3, cuz that bitch talks way too much and there is nothing worse then a bitch talking during head, not to mention shed likely do it well your dick is in her mouth leading to tragic consequences.
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Old 05-20-2007, 08:50 AM
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1) For me

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3) For Jaypasco
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Old 05-20-2007, 09:09 AM
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 05-20-2007, 09:30 AM
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Old 05-20-2007, 10:33 AM
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how about if Oprah gives you $10,000 after she's done?
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losing by 30 strokes to Tiger would prolly make me wanna quit golfing.

I have already dunked on Jordan. so that wouldn't be anything new.

so at the end of the day an Oprah bj is def the way to go here imo.
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:13 AM
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:24 AM
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how about if Oprah gives you $10,000 after she's done?

only if she married me with out a pre nup. then i would. I would do a lot for that.
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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Old 05-20-2007, 11:27 AM
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only if she married me with out a pre nup. then i would. I would do a lot for that.
Lol I hear that man.
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I have already dunked on Jordan. so that wouldn't be anything new.
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Old 05-20-2007, 11:35 AM
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1)Blowjob from Tiger for me



3) For Jaypasco

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Old 05-20-2007, 11:38 AM
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#3...while shez chokin on da hogg...id cop her ride...
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