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Old 06-16-2011, 10:54 AM
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What's The Weirdest Job You've Ever Done?

I just read that there are alot of people who do very strange jobs ( Fortune Cookie Writer, Pet Detective, Cheese Sprayer, IMAX Screen Cleaner). What do you think? Have you ever done something like that? Or what weird job have you done?
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Old 06-16-2011, 11:40 AM
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Cleaned the kill floor at a meat plant when I was in high school then made head stones for 10 years with the crematorium in the next room where I helped load them in. No wonder I am a warped fuker.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:30 PM
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Pwherr, where did you make the stones at. Thats my job right now and my dad owns a monument company. Gonna take it over one day
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Cleaned the kill floor at a meat plant when I was in high school then made head stones for 10 years with the crematorium in the next room where I helped load them in. No wonder I am a warped fuker.
this explains a tremendous amount
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Old 06-16-2011, 09:28 PM
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Pwherr, where did you make the stones at. Thats my job right now and my dad owns a monument company. Gonna take it over one day
Is that why you have Doc Holliday from Tombstone as your avatar?
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:18 AM
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Had a job for a paper shreading company, when I was in my late teens. We would drive the truck, load highly confidential douments into the truck and shread them (the truck had its own shreader). We did governement documents, police, all sorts.

Why weird you ask? fin weird they trusted me at the age I was!
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:36 AM
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Is that why you have Doc Holliday from Tombstone as your avatar?
Nope, just love that movie
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Anyone know where I can apply for a job as a fortune cookie writer?
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Old 06-17-2011, 11:29 AM
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Anyone know where I can apply for a job as a fortune cookie writer?
Try China
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:11 PM
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Pwherr, where did you make the stones at. Thats my job right now and my dad owns a monument company. Gonna take it over one day
At the time it was Almont memorials. It was owned by a funeral home chain. It is Classic memorials now and I think it is family run. I did everything from design to carving to setting. I loved that job but when they sold it they didn't keep any of us.
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Old 06-17-2011, 01:27 PM
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naw...no suck thing as fortune cookies there...it is an american thing
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San Francisco I think was where the fortune cookie was invented
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Wasn't Chris24057237 a fluffer for kiddie porn?
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