Where Babies Come From (a joke)

[Keith]

One afternoon, little Janie returned home from school and announced
to her Mom that a friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, Mom replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"

Little Janie explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of
their clothes. Then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
babies."

Mom shook her head gently, leaned over to look little Janie in the
eye and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies.

That's how you get jewelry."

[hoser]

nice