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Old 08-23-2011, 09:33 PM
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Army, Seals or infantry. I'm talking about vasectomy? Scheduled for sept 1st. I have 3 kids and don't want any more
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Old 08-23-2011, 09:38 PM
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I will probably be doing the same in the next 12 - 16 months... three kids and also don't want anymore.

Although, I was glad I wasn't on the table to get snipped today at about 1:50 when that minor earthquake shook things up a bit...
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Old 08-23-2011, 10:20 PM
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Been looking into it. A friend of mine just got it done in a method called No Scalpel / No Needle Vasectomy. He said he felt no pain and probably could have been back to regular activities the next day, but decided to milk it a couple days.
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Old 08-24-2011, 08:21 AM
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a guy that i coached with just had it done a few weeks ago. It wasnt bad at all he said and after 2 weeks of now pound town, he is back in action now (or so he says)...
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Old 08-24-2011, 09:08 AM
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Been looking into it. A friend of mine just got it done in a method called No Scalpel / No Needle Vasectomy. He said he felt no pain and probably could have been back to regular activities the next day, but decided to milk it a couple days.
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Old 08-24-2011, 09:13 AM
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I had it done 6 years ago after 4 children. Walked into the docs office and was back home in a couple of hours. Nothing to it really.

Side note, although I thought I was done having more children (yes the vasectomy worked), we are in the process of adopting 2 more girls.
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Old 08-24-2011, 09:13 AM
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I had it done. No biggy, except for the needles into each side to deaden it.

Don't do a thing for 2-3 days unless you want nuts the size of grapefruit for 4-6 MONTHS. I rotated frozen bags of peas/corn.
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:43 AM
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I had it done. No biggy, except for the needles into each side to deaden it.

Don't do a thing for 2-3 days unless you want nuts the size of grapefruit for 4-6 MONTHS. I rotated frozen bags of peas/corn.
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:37 PM
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Listen to the Drs when they state no sex. My buddy in his mid 40s had it done after his kids were 11 and 8. He had sex not long afterward, there were still bullets in the chamber and we wound up with another child. Funny as shit! He had to start all over raising a child and this is a guy who likes his party and boy time!
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:44 PM
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I had it done. No biggy, except for the needles into each side to deaden it.

Don't do a thing for 2-3 days unless you want nuts the size of grapefruit for 4-6 MONTHS. I rotated frozen bags of peas/corn.
This part is so damn true Figured I was feeling great the day after and started playing with my daughters, picking them up and crawling around after them and that night forget about grapefruit try the sizes of basketballs Good friggen god the pain was incredible, had to go back to the doctor the next day to get drugs to deal with this problem, lol!!.

Procedure itself no problem but really do take the few days they tell you, I wish I did, LOL!!!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 03:14 PM
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Nice choice of words, huh ? lol
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I'll the be Dr. Chop's (Richard "Dick" Chop is located in Austin, TX and he gives out t-shirts) in a few months. We're having our 4th in October, and I'm officially giving up on having a boy. In addition to me getting the ammo chain disconnected, my wife is getting her tubes clipped during the C-section.
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Old 08-25-2011, 05:57 PM
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you would think the woman would get there tubes tied so much of this is left up to us men?
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Old 08-25-2011, 06:59 PM
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Ok. Spare the jokes. How the hell do you get a clean shave down there? I've always trimmed it but I'm told to shave it as close as I would shave my face.
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:08 PM
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ask a friend to do it for you
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