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Old 04-06-2009, 09:31 PM
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Old 04-06-2009, 09:34 PM
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Never been with a girl who could squirt.......Funny scene in the show "Californication" check it out if you get a chance.
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Dated a queefer and a squirter.

That squirting stuff is terrible. It's like a quart of liquid or more. Everything gets wet and messy. You really need a junker mattress just for sex. Washing sheets every day, taking a full shower after....just not worth it.
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Old 04-06-2009, 09:40 PM
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Dated a queefer and a squirter.

That squirting stuff is terrible. It's like a quart of liquid or more. Everything gets wet and messy. You really need a junker mattress just for sex. Washing sheets every day, taking a full shower after....just not worth it.
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Old 04-06-2009, 10:07 PM
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squirting=piss mendoza..porn industry just came up with squirting b/c they dont want to call it piss
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:14 PM
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not true. not the same thing at all.
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:20 PM
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just going by what the porn sluts on howard stern said, but then again..what do they know?
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:25 PM
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Dated a queefer and a squirter.

That squirting stuff is terrible. It's like a quart of liquid or more. Everything gets wet and messy. You really need a junker mattress just for sex. Washing sheets every day, taking a full shower after....just not worth it.
don't know what a queefer is but have had a squirter...who warned me ahead of time. didn't think it was that much fluid. As you state, all true. It was fun the 1st few times but in the end, wasn't worth it
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the squirting debate rages on
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by the way, the south park you're talking about, when martha stewart queefed, i was in tears
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:28 PM
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just looked up queefer and had only 1 of those. bitch denied it was her too
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:31 PM
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didn't hear that one.

but trust me, totally different stuff. just like some girls get really, really wet when they cum, some girls secrete so much fluid quickly that it squirts. the fluid doesn't smell or feel like piss. it's more slick/oily and salty. i've noticed that girls that squirt also get way more excited sexually and generally cum easier than girls that don't squirt. of course, there are exceptions. either way, it's rare. i've only been with 3 or 4 chicks that squirted, and only dated one (for about 6 months) but I would never want to be with a girl like that long-term.

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Old 04-06-2009, 11:32 PM
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Dated a queefer and a squirter.

That squirting stuff is terrible. It's like a quart of liquid or more. Everything gets wet and messy. You really need a junker mattress just for sex. Washing sheets every day, taking a full shower after....just not worth it.

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Old 04-06-2009, 11:33 PM
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queefing is just air...
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westcoast was unware that females are even capable of having orgasms, much less squirting
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