Why Men Are Happier Than Women

[Kramer]

Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.

2. The garage is all ours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. We can be president.

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

8. The world is our urinal.

9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

10. Same work, more pay.

11. Wrinkles add character.

12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

16. One mood, ALL the time.

17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

18. We know stuff about tanks.

19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

20. We can open all our own jars.

21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

24. Everything on our face stays its original color.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

27. We almost never have strap problems in public.

28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

30. We don't have to shave below our neck.

31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

[dave nz]

So true, number 7 was my favourite

[WildKat]

Good stuff! Could #5 be in jeopardy?

[jaypasco]

we can vote

[jonnyblaze]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

we can vote

lol

[Deck]

number 10 is my favorite

[Steel]

LOL, #6 is my favorite but that one needs to be changed for some women...

[OneDogg]

Ever notice when you goto the mall how every women there is constantly checking out every other women there ????

Women are the most insecure animals out there , next time you go just watch for it you will notice , they check there shoes and there butts and there hair , never fails .

they spend more time comparing themselves to other women then they do checking out guys!!!

Thats why most women inevitably start to look alike , same hair with the streaks , same outfits and shoes very sad state of affairs if u ask me .