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Old 05-15-2007, 08:15 PM
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I have now accepted a job from the devil. I am now a car salesman! It was the one job that I had said that I would never do. I had friends in it that told me stories about screwing the customers and not feeling bad about it. They would basically say that if the people were that stupid, then they deserve to be taken to the cleaners. I have been there for one week and have sold five cars. I am training with my buddy in the buy-here-pay here section of the building. Selling cars in that sectionis cake. The people have poor credit and pretty much will take whatever has the fewest miles and looks good. I have sold four cars in that BHPH section and one used car for 19,885. I really enjoy meeting the people and trying to help them out. The true test is going to be trying to sale the new cars.....I am studying the product left and right. At our dealership, we have Kia, Hyundai and Mitsubishi. Does anyone own any of these cars, and what do you think of the vehicle? We have a GMC dealership and a Ford dealership that I can sale from as well!
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:18 PM
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which dealer? i have to come in here and see this
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:22 PM
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which dealer? i have to come in here and see this
Ray Skillman...one of the biggest in the state
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:22 PM
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which dealer? i have to come in here and see this
That would be fun to see!!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:26 PM
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That would be fun to see!!!
Fun nothing, get you ass in there and buy a car!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:30 PM
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with all of the money the Wizzer has, he could buy that whole lot
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Good luck man!
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:15 PM
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I work for a car dealership in California. I don't sell cars and never will. But........ Good luck!!!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:16 PM
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Hey Kat, why dont you try and sell that chick from a couple weeks ago. From the pics, it looks like she has a hundred thousand miles and leather interior
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:17 PM
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Hey Kat, why dont you try and sell that chick from a couple weeks ago. From the pics, it looks like she has a hundred thousand miles and leather interior

You have to take the fish hook out first!! Don't want anyone getting hurt!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:58 PM
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I hope this doesn't stop my part time photography business........maybe I will get better clients............
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:12 AM
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King of Cars rocks!!!
What will be your angle? Dressing up like a blue genie?
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:02 AM
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King of Cars rocks!!!
What will be your angle? Dressing up like a blue genie?
I think I'm gonna dress up like a jockey.....Nothing impresses customers more than when I jump on their back and ride around like a cowboy till we get to the car that they want!
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:03 AM
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I work for a car dealership in California. I don't sell cars and never will. But........ Good luck!!!!
What do you do? Finance?
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