Will I Live To Be 80 ??

[Keith]

I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?'
'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'.
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'

Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a shit?'

[Wellahiya]

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[The Judge]

Maybe you should just shoot yourself.

[dave nz]

I answered yes to most of those, was abit worried there for a second.

[RanPicks]

I'm thinking after all those questions "answered," you are a liar....

I'd Settle for 60