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Old 05-17-2006, 12:50 PM
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Wireless security system

How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work
boots, a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."
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