Women & Refreshments

[wal66]

Describe the type of woman (or if it floats your boat to do so, guy) you would entertain with these. If possible tell us what your expectations at the end of the night would include with each.


1: Tea & Crumpets

2: Wine & Cheese

3: Coffee & Scones

4: Beer & Nuts

5: Whiskey & Blow

6: Soda & Chips

[Bobtheicon]

I like 'em

[Bobtheicon]

1: Tea & Crumpets
She's old, recently divorced, but you could tell she was HOT as F*CK like 10 years ago. Her graying blond hair is still beautiful with that freshly washed scent and though you can tell they've got a bit of a sag by the visible cleavage gap, she has some very ample breasts and is certainly willing to show them off. For most, it would take a 2nd or 3rd date to bed this woman (and believe me, this is a WOMAN, not a girl), but for a smooth character such as myself, a makeout session at her place soon becomes an uncovered, animalistic, hot, sweaty, steamy, love-making session including oral, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, missionary, and climaxing with doggie where she says that she's gone through menopause so fire away daddy!!!

[ParrotHead]

Whiskey and Blow

[wal66]

Bob, I like the reply and appreciate the thought that went into it. We have become such a Twitter'esque society it's always nice to see someone still willing to express themselves and be detailed.

Major props.

[T100]

whiskey & blow

See Dave NZ and his galpal

[ZoomVT]

Lmao

[wal66]

Obviously Whiskey & Blow would involve strippers and porn stars which even though I don't drink and never done drugs I have a thing for strippers and pron stars so it should be included.

As for the rest.........


Tea & Crumpets:
An elegant lady, slightly more mature in age and stature. Obviously preferably English but not a requirement. She would require social events of the arts persuasion naturally. Out of my league on many levels but worth the effort to try and up my game. As for expectations this is a woman that while you certainly wouldn’t turn her down you realize it will take time and definitely be worth the wait.

Wine & Cheese:
She is sophisticated yet simple. She likes long walks in the park that end in a blanket spread on the shoreline as the sun sets. She is romantic but secretly desires to let herself go and be completely uninhibited. While obviously her passions are kept under control you know that this women will be an absolute beast once she lets you in.


Coffee & Scones:
An intellectual, a professional of sorts or maybe along the lines of a librarian. Again this is a woman you aren’t expecting to bed without some extensive effort. She likes to read and loves a lazy afternoon curled up cuddling on the sofa. She likes to travel and a nice Bed and Breakfast in some small little tucked away place makes her happy. She is extremely romantic and appreciates being made love too both physically as well as mentally. Of all the ladies on the list she is the least likely to rush into a sexual situation not because she doesn’t have equal desires but she is the most fearful of letting herself go. When she does though it is the ultimate in experiences because if you are the one whom she trust with what she cherish most you get more from her than of all the other women combined.

Beer & Nuts:
Obviously this is the have fun anywhere type. She doesn’t need to be romanced with fine dining and fancy trips. She doesn’t care if you’re sophisticated or even that well educated, the lady just wants to have fun. The cool thing about her and the fun is it can happen anywhere and involve anything. A movie, the beach, a club, hell she can make a trip to the grocery store an adventure. The sex? Forget about it. This chick is down for the dirty. A good chance you will get to experience just how down she is far sooner than any of the ladies on this list and just as good of a chance that while the experience might be different it won’t be any less memorable.


Soda & Chips:
Lets face it if this is the lady you are with you are taking advantage of some naïve younger girl with a daddy complex. You are trying to feel good about getting older and looking to fulfill some sexual fantasy. While it may be true she just doesn’t drink and is super simple the chances are she’s SUPER SEEEMPLE. You’ll find her an easy score though. You won’t be proud or even find the sex to be all that good but hey, she’s barely out of high school and you’re a few years away from social security so what the hell.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by jjgold

1. Tea & Crumpets............Not my type, it means girl is very educated and reserved. It would involved educated conversation that I am not fukkin looking for Wally, the girl would also be a Republican and I am a liberal Dem. As far as in the bed she would be fukkin boring and never give it up until fukkin marriage. The lad would be cold also.

2: Wine & Cheese...........A little better but I pass Wally. I thin a step under #1, usually a fat or chunky fuk too that likes to fukkin eat, fairly educated, if pressured I could fuk her but she would not be great in bed.

3: Coffee & Scones....I would say might be more of a foreign type girl (euro mainly) that would be decent in a conversation and has some energy, fairly smart too and not naive. Definitely would fuk her and she would be somewhat bubbly.

4: Beer & Nuts.......Yeh this is the one Wally. usually a uneducated dumb mother fuk that likes to fuk and party. She is a non thinker which is good and relaxed, she likes to have a good time and would fuk in a bathroom stall or in a car. She wants to ave fun and is very social. A good chick to hang around with.

5: Soda & Chips...........more of a moderate, maybe college but scared of her own fukkin shadow, very giggly and kidish, a child in bed and very submissive and one boring mother fukker that always is on bottom and just fukkin lies there

[wal66]

Not sure I follow Judge? You like JJ's answers, you don't like JJ's answers or are you pointing out that I posted this question at SBR?

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by wal66

Not sure I follow Judge? You like JJ's answers, you don't like JJ's answers or are you pointing out that I posted this question at SBR?

Just pointing out what a clown JJ is. Not really a dig at the guy since he is fully aware and seems to thrive on this.

Glad to see you posting at the Mall again, Wal.

[wal66]

Judge, The Mall is and will always be my first home. When asked about other forums at the various forums I post at I have never once not pointed out that I started here and consider it my original posting home.

College football is the only sport which I am able to really contribute anything and for the most part all I posted until this past year when I discovered Players Talk and got hooked. Partially for entertainment purposes but also because there are plenty of people that offer bad advice on gambling and or life issues that I like to chime in on.

The Mall though, is always a special place in posting heritage.